Anyone care for a spot of C?

By: Freaknick

  • Joel Freeland will break your teacup on his forehead while Robert Archibald eats your crumpets, and you’ll have no choice but to let them.  And like it.
  • Rumor has it that most history books refused to reference “The United Kingdom” until these two Princes of the Paint finally joined forces with Unicaja Malaga.
  • When asked why these two had not yet been knighted, the Queen indignantly scoffed that she did not wish to subject her sword to such punishment.
  • In a recent interview, the Trailblazers’ Greg Oden uncovered the real origin of his knee problems.  “I kept having nightmares that this big British kid-Freeman, or something-would come and steal my spot,” Oden explained.  “Instead of facing that reality, I just faked a limp and tried to lay low.”
  • Breaking news out of Malaga: Rims and backboards still threatening a strike for the 2010 Euroleague season if severe action is not taken against Freeland and Archibald.

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