Reason #50: Vassilis Spanoulis’ 5 o’clock shadow is six hours ahead of yours.

This Panathinaikos point guard is living, dribbling proof that smoothness comes in all textures.  Whether he’s hoisting the hardware for 2009 Final Four MVP or snagging All-Euroleague second team honors, one thing’s for sure: he’s doing it in a scruffy style all his own.  So try as you might to emulate this naturally masked wonder, you are destined to remain a few, coarse bits of stubble behind.