By: Nick Gibson / @euro_adventures

Bronx rapper has Fred the Godson doesn’t have a Wikipedia page (I tried “Fred da Godson” too. No dice.), but he apparently does own firearms which happen to be from Germany. Hey! Dirk Nowitzki’s from there, too.

I got some caskets, things start to get drastic.
My gun’s from Germany, Dirk Nowitzki, the Mavericks.
Cuban in the front like the owner, stash the pounds of sour ‘cuz the aroma
34 for that Melanie Fiona, Fred the God’s the one, I thought I told ya.

Check the 3:18 mark below.

When asked how they felt about Dirk being cast as the face of gun crime in America, all of Texas responded, “Yeah. No, we’re totally down with that.”